Horoscope Fail
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
This is a good money day. It’s excellent for business and commerce and possibly for financial speculation. You’re happy with your cash flow scene. Similarly, you might be very pleased with your purchases as well. You feel richer and hopeful about your future!
Someone failed to cross reference their star charts with their Julian Calendar. Today is Good Friday, a Statutory Holiday in Canada. All financial institutions are closed, most retail businesses are closed, and the TSX is also closed (that’s our stock exchange). Also being a lapsed Catholic the thing I recall most about Good Friday is that its supposed to be a pretty sombre event, being the day the big JC gets nailed to a tree and all… In fact, I’m going to go a step further and call this an EPIC horoscope fail!


